DH is off again. Mexico again.
YC went to a friend's house to play yesterday and came home with a cucumber.
Can you guess DH's reaction?
Uh huh, yep, you got it. He brought it upstairs and told me that while he was gone, I could use the cucumber, to, you know...
I told him that if I used that, I wouldn't want him -- it's about 12 inches long and about as big around as a soda can.
His response -- I could only use half of it, the rest was handle.
*shaking head*